Jolly Fat Man
"Don't call me Santa fucker."

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Squad None
Rank Player
Last 3 Squads  Akomplice    unassigned   Bury   
Medals None
Donated None

About Me

Age 37
Location Ohio
Gender Male
Personal website www.coasterforce.com
Where I can be found Base, Elim.. anywhere in TW really
More about me I like rollercoasters, running, and sex.. and occasionally TW

Things I Like 
Books I cannot read.
Movies Super Troopers
Musics Anything with a beat.


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BrickRed Jul 08, 2011

Those are some good stats.

BrickRed May 23, 2011

Whats ur 100m sprint time Jolly

Repent Apr 07, 2011

yu look like a cool dude.

Goddess Jan 23, 2011

ok thats just unfair... i was going to say everything Primary said :(

Primary Jan 21, 2011

Let's get married and have like 20 children Jolly and we can run around the track yelling "for the horde!" and then if things go well rub cool hwip all over our bodies and i'll eat the cool hwip off your nipples.

Harstead Aug 19, 2010

you good big man? love love from UK

Cojafoji Jul 26, 2010

You shamelessly fat bastard!

Harstead May 27, 2010

This is Har calling in make sure you are ok JFM. Message me for when you want to come & have a cup of tea with me.

Goddess Apr 20, 2010

I think we both know its the other way around :)

Primary Apr 13, 2010

jolly when u gonna paint my chest D: u promised!

Goddess Apr 12, 2010

?messages for some inspiration on those runs :)

Rasaq Apr 10, 2010

I'd love to go to an OSU game one day.

Goddess Apr 10, 2010

Oh she's not? You want one? :P

Harstead Apr 07, 2010

English JFM, English old bean...actually I am partaking of tea at this very moment. Take it easy big man.

Goddess Apr 02, 2010

I'm so jealous of pink shirt girl... even though she's so cute hehe

Harstead Mar 05, 2010

JFM - this is Har, just reporting in mate. Very bolloxed thru drinkin in London Town today, is bout 2am , but thought send you some English love. Cheers fast fella xxx

Goddess Mar 05, 2010

aaaaaw thats so sweet ... is it a pic of my cleavage or my face? Hit me up in the game for updates :X

vaped Mar 04, 2010

lol what exactly were you 'expecting' ?! wait don't answer that...

s.i.k. Mar 02, 2010

jolly..you homo ;x

Goddess Mar 01, 2010

Keep looking big man... keep looking :P

Attire Feb 25, 2010

The next Jimmy! rofl why u always makin fucked up faces dude.

FemalePersuasion Feb 12, 2010

Do you guys seriously have I and T painted on your chests? LOOOOOOL. ./nerdmode

danyell!! Feb 11, 2010

Ive never seen a Zep shirt like that one before. I dig it. haha

SolidSnake~ Feb 06, 2010

yeah its my fav drink LOL

Hustla Bebe Jan 28, 2010

Im no stud, im just stunnin LOL

TABARNAK!!! Jan 12, 2010

sexiest man

Missa Dec 17, 2009

Woww yeah. I pictured like, a 250lb balding white guy.. Last time I x your levi in pub, jeez.

Hustla Bebe Dec 16, 2009

lol all your photos hahaha.... are you jolly like santa cause i would like 100000 bucks for xmas :P

Hustla Bebe Dec 15, 2009

for a jolly fat man yur not so fat :O

Goddess Dec 03, 2009

Sometimes the truth just has to be said :P

Pandagirl! Nov 19, 2009

Agreed... def worth my $30 and the awkwardness of sitting next to my ex. I-O!

Exalt Nov 19, 2009

yeah I am! GO IRISH!

Exalt Nov 18, 2009

ohio state sucks!

Pandagirl! Nov 16, 2009

Best game ever! Please tell me that you joined me in storming the field :)

absurd99 Nov 16, 2009

lollllll the infamous jolly fat man. lookin good

Indirect-1 Nov 06, 2009

Marine actually, but same dif.

MoNocidelxMaNi4c Oct 29, 2009

LOLOL never

Pandagirl! Oct 26, 2009

Oh nice. Wrong side of the stadium to chill with me though! I'm in 36A

Pandagirl! Oct 25, 2009

Nice! Where are your seats at?

Zazu Sep 30, 2009

Why are you running with a dildo in your hands? : ((((

FemalePersuasion Sep 28, 2009

Seducing is my hobby. I do it on occasion. -seduce seduce seduce-

Red Satin Sep 25, 2009

lol you arent fat at all

FemalePersuasion Sep 19, 2009

..... AHHHAHHAHH HOOO HOOOOEE!! HOO! .... SSSSsssss....how 'bout no.

FemalePersuasion Sep 17, 2009

That makes all the bullshit you were saying in pub that much funnier. AHAHAHAHAHAHA. -yanks the stake out of her toe- Claim, my ass.

Bware Sep 17, 2009

you're not that fat..

pappa Sep 03, 2009

nice - you do track too...what do you run?

Harstead Aug 15, 2009

Jolly!!! I've spotted a problem here JFM. 3rd pic up, the relay. You and your team mate have same team colours. Appears that when this photo was processed, purple's team-mate has been replaced by a ghostly apparition in white that was not seen on the day with the naked eye.

MoNocidelxMaNi4c Aug 01, 2009

Hey there Jolly Olly! Running is <3 <--thats a carrot!

Wayspace Aug 01, 2009

Further proof that everybody lies in SS

ReKall Jul 29, 2009

I dont think ive ever missed a shot lol

Insane Hotdog Jul 22, 2009


ReKall Jul 15, 2009

My Beer Pong Picture is way Tighter!

Chaox Jul 07, 2009

look who we got here USAIN BOLT!

Sandie Jul 04, 2009

hullo, what school do you go to? i used to do track and field, but im too lazy =/

Weak Jul 01, 2009

: )

Weak Jul 01, 2009

oh i go to ohio state, i was born in GA, lived in PA. so we got some shit im common lol, yeh i went to CP 3 weeks ago, im goin on the 11th again wit my gf

Weak Jul 01, 2009

lol was that one pic from cedar pt? u live in ohio?

BarkingMAD Jun 30, 2009

I want you to pass me yur BATON!!!

Exile- Jun 25, 2009

Hello back at you :P

Exile- Jun 25, 2009

haha funny name you got yourself.

Dark*Star360 Jun 25, 2009

which1 is u? the black fellow? lol jolly

BarkingMAD Jun 24, 2009

roller coasters are good places to make out. ;) hahaha

getting pwned Jun 22, 2009

Nice eyes.

Pandagirl! Jun 22, 2009

Cedar Point yesss

Kid Kaos Jun 11, 2009

Wow my comment was a joke but i sensed real venom in yours to me. So emo.

Kid Kaos Jun 11, 2009

Change your name you aint fat at all poser.

wicket666 Jun 06, 2009


PWND Jun 06, 2009

Was being sarcastic. Laugh. You know, haha?

PWND Jun 05, 2009


BarkingMAD Jun 05, 2009

Thats Mr.Skank to you fat man!! haha

lady starlight Jun 01, 2009

aww i was hoping to see pics of a jolly fat man.

Weak May 25, 2009

IO lol nice u run track $

Primary May 24, 2009

omg ur like 90000lbs D:

Sonic11 May 22, 2009

Why don't you lose some weight, you jolly FAT MAN.

Cojafoji May 22, 2009


Exalt May 21, 2009

haha, well its all good bro, I guess life is full of letdowns, we can't all be sexy beasts

Exalt May 20, 2009

i'm fucking disappointed bro, u definitely aren't what I imagined. What a let down

carburetor May 17, 2009

you and imagine should exchange names afk

carburetor May 17, 2009

YOU LIES!!!!!!!!!!! i see no jolly fat man!!!!!!!!!!! *tear*

a cute fuzzy kitten May 15, 2009

hahaha, yeah. woops! bah, i am a perv aren't i.

BarkingMAD May 15, 2009

lol thugs, 4 life.

Caracal May 14, 2009

he was fat until he ate subway.

a cute fuzzy kitten May 14, 2009

i like the way my eyes focus in on your package in the green shorts pic. tease!

PrettyMadness May 13, 2009

you bet lol

hypocrites May 12, 2009

;p k i told him

danyell!! May 12, 2009


Tigron-X May 12, 2009


hypocrites May 10, 2009

yes it is the one with the s.i.k. sign is him

Pandagirl! May 09, 2009

Hey I have friends that go to Tiffin :)

Schfifty-Five May 08, 2009


Schfifty-Five May 08, 2009

Tiffin? Ohio represent, haha.

ZenaBee May 07, 2009

Jolly sporty man :O NO FATTY

Imagine May 03, 2009

Giving us fat men a bad image.

a cute fuzzy kitten Apr 29, 2009

you can't run AND be a jolly fat man... you're supposed to sit at the computer drinking lard shakes and buttered potato chips! yarrr

KuleniKs Apr 29, 2009

Would that be Tiffin University in Ohio? O.o

Tabo Apr 29, 2009

I'm with Kid... Was waiting to see a giant man..in a tshirt playing SS

Ohmalee Apr 29, 2009


Janedoe/Elinalisa Apr 29, 2009

your like a black ben stiller

Janedoe/Elinalisa Apr 28, 2009


Kid Kaos Apr 28, 2009

Man, your name is Jolly Fat Man and you aint fat at all. Huge dissapointment.

chars! Apr 27, 2009

lol @ israeli comment

NO <3 Apr 27, 2009

damn dude, let the girl breathe... trust me she will come back -_-

ISRAELI F15-I ACE Apr 26, 2009

see, thats why he runs all the time in the game. its just a habbit .

Ignite Apr 26, 2009

track star.

Huge Eat Apr 22, 2009

thats funny man 8 packs are hard to come by with all this crap food now adays i havent had one since i was like 9 lol

Huge Eat Apr 22, 2009

LMFOA at your non fat ness but...uh....why you playthis game when u got that much going on out side lol