Chaos Lord



KAY·AWW·SUH /ˈkāÝˌäˌšµπ/

◘ the confused unorganized state of primordial N00b before the creation of distinct Alias

Sleep deprivation free for [ 0 ] Day's and counting hour[ 94.12]
Warning MOOKER levels of psychosis may begin begin to manifest.

Creative power generator[CHARGING] [50%] [ON]

warning objects may be moving faster than they exist.

Auditory SDH <<>>[OFF]

Severe delusions/warped perception of reality <<>>[OFF]

SQUAD BIO CENSORSHIP ACTIVE, crude sexual jokes have been changed for a PG rating.

MEET THE TEAM! Wee out here 26 hours a day, making sure your stay is chaotic

x.X⌡Johnny Tightlips⌠X'x






T̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶j̶u̶s̶t̶ ̶i̶n̶,̶ ̶I̶T̶S̶ ̶M̶O̶R̶P̶H̶I̶N̶ ̶T̶I̶M̶E̶!̶ ̶J̶o̶i̶n̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶h̶i̶t̶ ̶l̶o̶r̶d̶s̶,̶ ̶T̶h̶e̶ ̶n̶e̶w̶e̶s̶t̶ ̶e̶d̶i̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶C̶O̶-̶C̶r̶a̶p̶t̶a̶i̶n̶,̶ ̶M̶O̶R̶P̶H̶.̶ ̶A̶l̶s̶o̶ ̶f̶u̶n̶c̶t̶i̶o̶n̶s̶ ̶a̶s̶ ̶a̶.̶.̶ ̶a̶s̶,̶ ̶a̶ ̶*̶b̶e̶l̶c̶h̶*̶ ̶c̶a̶s̶i̶n̶o̶ ̶b̶o̶t̶,̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶s̶u̶b̶s̶t̶i̶t̶u̶t̶e̶ ̶m̶a̶t̶h̶ ̶t̶e̶a̶c̶h̶e̶r̶.̶ ̶S̶h̶i̶t̶ ̶j̶u̶s̶t̶ ̶g̶o̶t̶ ̶r̶e̶a̶l̶.̶.̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶e̶r̶e̶s̶t̶i̶n̶g̶.̶ ̶W̶E̶ ̶G̶O̶T̶ ̶M̶O̶R̶P̶H̶ ̶B̶I̶T̶C̶H̶!̶

R̶̶͢O̶̶͢S̶̶͢T̶̶͢E̶̶͢R̶͢ ̶ ̶̶͢U̶̶͢P̶̶͢D̶̶͢A̶̶͢T̶͢ E̶̶͢!̶̶͢ ̶M̶O̶R̶P̶H̶ ̶I̶S̶ ̶A̶ ̶B̶I̶T̶C̶H̶!̶ ̶a̶a̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶F̶U̶C̶K̶E̶M̶!̶.̶.̶.̶.̶.̶f u̶c̶k̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶g̶u̶y̶,̶ ̶N̶o̶ ̶h̶o̶n̶o̶u̶r̶r̶u̶.̶.̶ ̶r̶a̶c̶k̶ ̶d̶i̶s̶a̶p̶r̶i̶n̶e̶.̶ ̶S̶M̶A̶R̶U̶U̶ ̶P̶E̶N̶I̶S̶E̶E̶H̶!̶ ̶最̶後̶に̶私̶の̶寺̶院̶を ̶恥̶じ̶ま̶す̶。̶(̶ ̶S̶a̶i̶g̶o̶ ̶n̶i̶ ̶w̶a̶t̶a̶s̶h̶i̶ ̶n̶o̶ ̶j̶i̶i̶n̶ ̶o̶ ̶h̶a̶j̶i̶m̶a̶s̶u̶.̶)̶

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̶J̶e̶s̶s̶u̶p̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶b̶a̶c̶k̶.̶.̶.̶ ̶w̶e̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶a̶ ̶K̶e̶a̶n̶u̶.̶ we don't have a Keanu... lord save us.

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